Joke of the day: Mom and Uncle David

Uncle David also killed himself.
She replied: “Well, he jumped out of bed stark naked, started running around everywhere, then he jumped out of the back window into the pool… But he forgot that last weekend you emptied the pool to clean it, and now he’s dead too…”.

The sad reality.
Once again, a long silence fell between the little girl and the man on the phone. Then, the man suddenly said: “A swimming pool? What swimming pool? Am I on 01.99.74.12.33?”

Did you like this joke?
As you’ve probably guessed, the man dialed the wrong number. So, dear readers, did you find this joke funny?
Now’s the time to relax a little and discover today’s joke. Today, a man called home to talk to his wife. His daughter answered and told him that her mother was with Uncle David. The only problem was, there was never an Uncle David. The man thought his wife was cheating on him. However, the story took a different turn.

A man
desperately wanted to speak to his wife to ask her something. He wasn’t home. So he picked up his phone and dialed a number to reach her. After a few seconds, someone answered. It was a little girl. The father then asked her, “Hello, sweetheart, it’s Dad on the phone… Can you put Mom on?” At that moment, the little girl made a revelation he wasn’t expecting. She told him, “I can’t, she’s upstairs in her room with Uncle David.”