I’m gonna admit something a little embarrassing. I have used safety pins forever — to hold together a busted zipper, to keep a hem from falling, even as emergency jewelry (don’t ask). But you know that tiny hole at the end? The one right at the coil? Yeah, I didn’t think twice about it. Like, ever. I thought it was just part of the design. For, you know, aesthetics or something. It turns out, it serves a purpose. Like, a real one, an intentional one, a kinda genius one. And if you’re like me (read: most of the population), you probably never knew that.

So let’s dig into it. Because this little hole in a safety pin? It’s lowkey genius — and once you know why it’s there, you’ll never not see it.

The Design of the Safety Pin, at a Glance
Before plunging straight into Bafflement Hole, let’s do a rapid-fire rundown of how a safety pin operates, because that gives our world context. At first glance, it looks like a really simple tool — basically a bent piece of wire with a clasp. But it’s so cleverly engineered. This end is sharp (obviously), and the other has this little loop, or a coil, that is where that hole lives.

The coil creates tension. It’s this tension that keeps the pin shut when you close it, so it doesn’t spontaneously pop open and stab you in the thigh during a meeting. The clasp part? That’s all safety stuff — hence the name — so the very sharp end is neatly tucked out of the way. But back to that coil. The shape of it, see, is not because everything inside needs to be kept springy.

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